Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts
Friday, 9 October 2015
This CARTOON About APC Will Make Your Laugh
Thursday, 8 October 2015
See How Much It Cost To Travel From Lagos To New York In The Good Old Days(pic)
I can't believe this.Travelling from Lagos to New York once cost
17k.This was back in the days when things were still good in Nigeria and
our leaders were a little bit less or not corrupt.Compare it with the
amount you have to pay now if you want to travel from Lagos to New York.
Tuesday, 6 October 2015
Busty Actress Lydia Forson Flaunts Her Assets
source-olufamoucribPHOTOS: Big and Beautiful Actress Roselyn Goes Topless
I Have Never Been Married – Yoruba Actress, Ade Adunni
In a recent chat with newsmen, the single mother of two said she is very much open to love.
“I’m a sucker for love, I love hard, that’s why I take my time before diving into any relationship with the person I will love, Adunni said.
“I will do whatever I can, humanly, in a relationship to make it work because I just don’t get involved with people any how. If the chemistry or connection is not there, then you would never find me there.
But in my heart, if I feel like I have a connection with that person, I’d try and take it as far as I can and if I know it’s not going to work, I’d end it quick.
“I am a big fan of love, Love is good. There is still some love out there even though people try to deny and say there is no more love; there is still love.
Speaking further on her marital status, she said, “I was with one man for eight years but I walked away when the relationship was not going the way she I planned.
“I was with my ex, Michael Boyd, for eight years. He is the father of my children. Things did not work out and I just let it go and that has been three years ago,” she said.
“I have said this, it’s not something I want to hide, it’s a part of me and I don’t think there’s any need to lie, or make myself look good or whatever, but I have never been married,
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''MTN Taught me lesson i can never forget in my life
Mtn Taught me a Lesson i would never forget in my life and i learnt a great deal from this bitter experience.
On this particular day. I was jejely surfing nairaland and other sites with my MTN 10mb bonus data which I have been managing since four days to view all these tonto dikeh eats fried yam, Bukola saraki in the dock topics when I received a Notification on my phone.
I rushed to quickly check as i had earlier requested an uncle to send me Five thousand naira to my account for myself and my brother to buy some things in school. After almost three months of begging, lobbying and postponement, he finally decided to send the money. This our uncle was quite rich but was very stingy with his money that he hardly eat three square meals a day even though he was rich, everyone knew he loved money than his life .
I got to check the message hurriedly, only to discover it was from MTN. The message read " your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime, Kindly text yes, if no kindly ignore."
I Knew Mtn for their stinginess and closed the message immediately. However as They sent another message that you have one mb left of bonus data, I decided to quit browsing that day till i got the money from my uncle and recharged my phone.browsing that day till i got the money from my uncle and recharged my phone.
On this particular day. I was jejely surfing nairaland and other sites with my MTN 10mb bonus data which I have been managing since four days to view all these tonto dikeh eats fried yam, Bukola saraki in the dock topics when I received a Notification on my phone.
I rushed to quickly check as i had earlier requested an uncle to send me Five thousand naira to my account for myself and my brother to buy some things in school. After almost three months of begging, lobbying and postponement, he finally decided to send the money. This our uncle was quite rich but was very stingy with his money that he hardly eat three square meals a day even though he was rich, everyone knew he loved money than his life .
I got to check the message hurriedly, only to discover it was from MTN. The message read " your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime, Kindly text yes, if no kindly ignore."
I Knew Mtn for their stinginess and closed the message immediately. However as They sent another message that you have one mb left of bonus data, I decided to quit browsing that day till i got the money from my uncle and recharged my phone.browsing that day till i got the money from my uncle and recharged my phone.
» Funny C.V Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company
One of the major problems we are facing in this
country is unemployment. So many big Business tycoons had come out to
say, “Not that the job is not available only that many of our graduates
are not employable.” “Such a statement, but you can’t blame them because
so many young people don’t have the necessary skills. I am not mocking
anyone because me too, I be graduate. I went through a C.V a lady was
sending to a big company for job. I am not perfect but going through
that C.V, I wasn’t satisfied. I tried to help but she was still claiming
that she was right and infact it was a lecturer that gave her the
format. Where I had a problem with her C.V was where she had
“Certificate of Attendance” as a qualification. My beloved people, shey
‘certificate of attendance’ na qualification? ‘Certificate of
participation’ na qualification? I tried to help her with it but she no
gree. She said that it was a lecturer that gave her that format, and
that I should leave it that way. What I know, anyone can attend a church
or any event and still claim to have certificate of attendance.
Below is the photo of the C.V. though I had to cover her name and some other things. If am wrong correct me.
Below is the photo of the C.V. though I had to cover her name and some other things. If am wrong correct me.
Saturday, 3 October 2015
Our economy is ill and is rapidly getting worse- Etcetera
Our economy is ill and is rapidly getting worse- Etcetera
Is Nigeria getting worse? That is a very provocative question. I have found that most people that hate Nigeria are very eager to agree that Nigeria is getting worse, while a lot of those that love Nigeria are very hesitant to admit that Nigeria is in decline. Well, I am proud to be a Nigerian, but I cannot lie to myself or tell you that Nigeria is doing just fine. The evidence is undeniable.
Our economy is ill and is rapidly getting worse. God handed us the resources to be one of the greatest economic machines in the world and we have wrecked it. But until we are willing to look in the mirror and admit how bad things have got, we won’t be ready for the solutions that are necessary. The truth is that there are things that we can do to reverse the decline. It does not have to be permanent. We have got away from the things that made Nigeria great, and we need to admit that we are on the wrong path and start fixing this country.
But if we choose to continue down the road that we are currently on, it
will lead us into the darkest chapters in Nigerian history.
If someone had written a story about what is happening now in Nigeria 20
years ago, people would have laughed and said “Wow that is a good
story, but it would never happen here, not in our Nigeria.” But now, the
joke is on all of us. Nigeria has turned into one big comedy club where
the audience is wearing a frown as they listen to the president
cracking his “Change” joke. The president speaks of change from the same
mouth that he nominates those purported to be ministerial nominees. He
should tell us what change he expects from the list. How do you achieve
this change doing the same old things with the same old people? Some
governors on the list are still entangled in corruption allegations
levelled against them by their successors. What happened to your zero
tolerance to corruption mantra? This whole change thing is becoming a
gargantuan joke that is not funny at all.
A devastating economic collapse has left the country in a stagnant
decline, where Nigerians are still sleeping under bridges, ghettos like
Ajegunle are overfilled, while almost all houses in Victoria Island and
ikoyi lie vacant with ‘for sale’ banners hanging on almost every gate,
the kleptocratic politicians openly steal billions of dollars, and
remain free, while people charged with petty thefts go to jail and have
no bonds, protests break out and are quickly stifled by an authoritarian
police force, media houses are getting shut down and becoming
government controlled and relay repeating news stories that have little
to do with real events, and are more focused on propaganda and nonsense,
a politician takes several multimillion dollar vacations at taxpayer
expense, while ordinary Nigerian families cannot afford the skyrocketing
food costs, the senate is hopelessly unable to pass any kind of
legislation that can benefit average Nigerians, but easily pass
legislation benefitting themselves and usurping the constitution,
prisons are built and manned waiting for those who dare to speak the
truth against to power, the roads in estates built by politicians and
their rich cronies are tarred over and over while the areas occupied by
the poor masses are left in ruins, terrorists are granted amnesty and
pacified with fat monthly allowances while law abiding citizens are
gnashing their teeth.
Whew! Did I miss anything? What about a hero? Maybe a small glimmer of
hope. Maybe Buhari? hopefully. I would like the next paragraph of this
article to read, “At Nigeria’s darkest hour, the people defied the odds,
and ignored the experts and elected a man of character and convictions
to the office of the Presidency, and the said man restored the
constitution, defeated boko haram, brought back the missing Chibok
girls, brought justice to the people by arresting the evil men and women
responsible for years of death and debt upon this nation.” Now I like
that ending. Will it happen? I hope to God it can be so.
If I told a story 30 years ago that Nigeria will be worse off at 55, would you have believed me?
Friday, 2 October 2015
Ladies, Don't Ignore Marriage Bcos of Career – Toke Makinwa
Even in the Mountain of Fire Church she ran to when her marriage was in
trouble, they know that a lady can do well to respect and take care of
her husband, as that is the real key to his love and care.
Dear ladies, if a man sheats, he can marry the other lady. But if a married woman sheats, her husband can go all the way to drive her away from his house. Respect your husband and enjoy your marriage. Simple!
Dear ladies, if a man sheats, he can marry the other lady. But if a married woman sheats, her husband can go all the way to drive her away from his house. Respect your husband and enjoy your marriage. Simple!
In her latest Vlog, Toke said, “Marriage is how you are seen in the
society; marriage is how you are duly respected. If you are not married,
there is no hope for you. 30 is knocking at the door. If you have
crossed 30 even worse, you need tips.”
She added, “You have to make a truce; you either chose to follow your career or you chose to get married. You cannot do the two at the same time, it cannot work. They believe that when a woman is career driven she is a threat to men, most men will not approach you.
"Therefore, you are approaching 45 if not 50 and you are single, forget career. Career is not going to keep the night warm for you when you are 40. Career is not going to keep you company when you are going to need it. Career is not going to sleep with you.”
She added, “You have to make a truce; you either chose to follow your career or you chose to get married. You cannot do the two at the same time, it cannot work. They believe that when a woman is career driven she is a threat to men, most men will not approach you.
"Therefore, you are approaching 45 if not 50 and you are single, forget career. Career is not going to keep the night warm for you when you are 40. Career is not going to keep you company when you are going to need it. Career is not going to sleep with you.”
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